March 2012
February 2012
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
BREAKING MUSIC NEWS
pupfresh:
Avril Lavigne is currently in the studio with rock god Chad Kroeger. We can only hope that they’re recording a duet for the next Nickelback album, or making babies that would carry the genes of the two legends to create the most talented musicians of all time.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
disneypotter-menagerie:
LOLOL
Anonymous asked: what's your name/age?
I have slide grease all over my butt.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!?
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
