February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
cheyalabeouf:
How To Lose A Guy Before You Even Get Him by Me
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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250 pound guy crowd-surfing:
Everyone: Fuck yeah bro hardcore you crowd-surf fuck yeah you rule!
Attractive skinny girl crowd-surfing:
Everyone: Oh yeah she's crowd-surfing that's so hot I wanna date her fuck yeah.
Slightly overweight normal girl crowd-surfing:
Everyone: What the fuck man she weighs too much that's so gross why would she do that she's doing it wrong her form is off she's going to crush everyone the fuck this is disgusting.
airplanes and boathshoes: Women's rowing, betting... →
foxwithsocks:
Almost all teams do it, and it even goes to simply trading unis because you like each other’s gear. However, there is one group that doesn’t really get to participate in this and it’s collegiate women’s rowing. Ever since the sport became affiliated with the NCAA, it has stopped on the women’s…
